• president julia louis dreyfus in 2030:  do you think i can get this bill through
  • chief of staff tony hale:  i don't know julia, you're gonna have to get it thru the lesbian 1d stan caucus, and you know how they are... bunch of anarchists
  • president JLD:  please how many of there could there be
  • tony:  actually they're an entire majority of the house. there are 220 lesbian 1d stans in congress now
  • president JLD:  holy jesus fuck
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