andreii-tarkovsky:

i have a friend who last name is bernal and i’m trying to introduce her to dudes who last name is garcia, so they marry and she can have a baby boy and name him gael, so i can be his uncle and yell “gael garcia bernal, stop biting the other kids!” or ask her things like “did you breastfed gael garcia bernal today?” and tell people “i just went to walmart and gael garcia bernal had some tantrum because we wouldn’t let him eat stuff from the floor” but she doesn’t want to.